Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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