Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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