so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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