so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
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Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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