we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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