My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
kristin has been a bad kristin
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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