your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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