at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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