what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Wtf am i supposed to tell my kids when they ask about my first time? "Mommy got drunk off her ass and fucked a total stranger in another stranger's bedroom, then got abandoned by the selfish prick and walk of shamed to the nearest gas station to call a cab, but ended up passed out in a park in a pool of her own puke."
At least mommy was smart enough to use protection and hack into the asshole's facebook account.
Well of course. Mommy may be a slutty drunk but she ain't no idiot.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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