new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I need a beard to bite.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
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