Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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