I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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