I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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