I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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