There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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