My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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