Well apparently he's into motor boating.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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