i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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