Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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