Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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