Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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