Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
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