I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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