dude i'm inner monologue high
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
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