Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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