What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
You are the jesus of drinking
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
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