hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
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