you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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