I must be too annoying 4 u.
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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