Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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