i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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