just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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