have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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