What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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