so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
i black out too much to be "responsible"
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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