I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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