Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
We had to coat check the pizza.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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