I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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