what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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