I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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