"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
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