You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
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