: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
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