i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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