do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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