I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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