I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
