Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
wow bdsm is so cute
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