I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
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