She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
I should be sponsored by Trojan
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
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