Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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