My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Is Oprah even human
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