D3 body, D1 cock
Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
Randomize
